Baby, It’s Cold Outside (And Sometimes Inside, Too!)
I’ve probably said this before, and I am sure that I will say it again–but I live in an old house. 109 years old, to be exact. I am happy to say that it has all the charm of an old house–interesting wood work, wood floors, high ceilings, big, bright windows.
Or, in other words, wood floors (with no insulation), high (energy sucking) ceilings), big bright (so drafty they rattle in the wind) windows. And let’s not forget about archaic appliances. I mean so old that professionals are at a loss for how to get parts for them.
You get the picture.
I should not have bought this house. But I was 30 and unmarried, and I decided that I needed to do something that said I was going to live my life and quit waiting for a man (he came the next year–and has never quite forgiven me for this house). So I bought this house and very conscientiously avoided asking anyone–even my dad who knows about houses–for help. I mean, all the signs were there–it had charm! it was in the neighborhood where I was happily renting! it had a fig tree and muscadine vine! And I do love this house, regardless of any of the issues that we have had with it.
The worst thing about this house? The heat. I became the owner of not one but two fuel-oil-burning furnaces (the house had at one time been converted to a duplex–it had the remnants of a second kitchen too!). Those furnaces were so old that the home inspector had no real idea of their true age. The ducts were equally out of date. But I had already put all of the money I didn’t have into buying the house, so I just had to live with them–and learn all about how expensive fuel oil was, and how the price could fluctuate (wildly!). Those things burned dirty, and there was no efficiency. I routinely lived at 45 degrees–thank heavens for the old black dog! Her body heat made it bearable. After the Mr. and I married, nothing changed except who was keeping me warm at night. When the heat would kick on, I would wake in a panic–I could literally envision dollar signs rolling on the meter. Did I mention how expensive the oil was?
And then the furnaces blew. Almost literally. Some important piece in each of the furnaces cracked within a few days of each other. The repairmen who came told us that we were very lucky–our house could have filled with carbon monoxide, and the equipment could have easily exploded. He didn’t even take into account the fact that I was pregnant and our child could have been affected by the fumes (he wasn’t). We were very lucky.
We spent three weeks arguing with our home warranty company about the how much they would pay to deal with this problem (those furnaces were the whole reason I even had the warranty); this was three weeks without heat–in January and February. That was a whole new kind of cold. But the amount of money in question was too big to quit fighting (although eventually we did).
And then we had heat. New furnaces. New ducts. Almost like a whole new life.
Now when it is cold, I don’t wake up in a panic about whether or not the tanks will run dry. I wake up and think how grateful I am to have efficient heat.
This new life is still a pretty cold one (remember those ceilings and those windows?), but at least it’s warm enough to bear it.